Okay, I’m just going to come out and start talking randomly about Sonic Forces. Do you remember when Sega first revealed this game with a teaser trailer that showcased all the platforms it was to be coming to? There was the PS4, the Xbox One, PC and… what’s that logo? Something called the NX? I wonder what that could be? Ohh right. It’s the project codename Nintendo gave when they first revealed they were definitely working on a new console during the same announcement they were also going into mobile game development. And that new console would turn out to be called the Nintendo Switch, so obviously nothing came of that.
Anyway, now let’s start talking about Sonic Forces. That’s obviously what this mini review is about.
I’m just going to say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
And breathe.
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This game is shit.
1/10 – Holy mother forking shirtballs. This is The Bad Place.
